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"My epic," said Emily, diligently devouring plum cake, "is about a very beautiful high-born girl who was stolen away from her real parents when she was a baby and brought up in a woodcutter’s hut."

"One av the seven original plots in the world," murmured Father Cassidy.


"Nothing. Just a bad habit av thinking aloud. Go on."

"She had a lover of high degree but his family did not want him to marry her because she was only a woodcutter’s daughter—"

"Another of the seven plots—excuse me."

"—so they sent him away to the Holy Land on a crusade and word came back that he was killed and then Editha—her name was Editha—went into a convent—"

Emily paused for a bite of plum cake and Father Cassidy took up the strain.

"And now her lover comes back very much alive, though covered with Paynim scars, and the secret av her birth is discovered through the dying confession av the old nurse and the birthmark on her arm."

"How did you know?" gasped Emily in amazement.

- L.M. Montgomery, Emily of New Moon (via lostontheseas) -




You don’t tell her what she can’t do

A woman who has a sense of humour possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood. She cannot revel in self-pity. She cannot comfortably damn anyone who differs from her. No, Emily, the woman with a sense of humour isn’t to be envied.

- LM Montgomery, Emily Climbs (via maeterlinck) -


<teensy weensy tongueflicker>

(via hira ahmad at Google+)




was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet


oh my fucking god


イワシャコ表情練習とあとついピク落書き詰め by ダムるし

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the one with the mushrooms omg

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